THANKS TO ROMNEY'S CONTRIBUTIONS TO THE NRA, HERE'S A JUMBLE OF COMMANDMENTS HONORING HIM (IT'S BEEN SO LONG, I DON'T REMEMBER THE NUMERICAL CORRESPONDENCE). FIRST COMMANDMENT: You must see how Mitt Romney's a viable candidate for the presidency of a country thanks to his father's humble Mexican origins.SECOND COMMANDMENT: You must accept that Mitt Romney has a thing for French Canadians. THIRD COMMANDMENT: You must not lust after French Canadians. They're all reserved for Mitt Romney. FOURTH COMMANDMENT: YOu must not vote for other candidates than Mitt Romney. FIFTH COMMANDMENT: You must steal from everybody earning $50,000 or less a year, then fire them and give a percentage to Mitt Romney. SIXTH COMMANDMENT: You must not murder corporations or Mitt Romney. SEVENTH COMMANDMENT: The most you can say to Mitt Romney, if you're miffed,is "heck". EIGHTH COMMANDMENT: You must donate to the same charities Mitt Romney donates to. NINTH COMMANDMENT: You must learn how to spell Mitt Romney's first name out in its entirety. TENTH COMMANDMENT: You must lie about watching Mitt Romney commercials.