HOUSE HELD HOSTAGE BY ADDLED TAPIERO: I'm listening to Debussy and going through my mail, she's SHOUTING (shudder!) that hwat she worked out with the cops was that by October my mother and my house will be hers (she SAYS) she's leaving by October. SO when she SAID last year that she knew a cop and that HE said that I would THROW myself down my own stairs and claim she did it SHE would throw me down the stairs, and break my back, which is a threat cops have made to me recently in many places other than here. She also said "then the house goes back to who sold it to you" "and they will sell it again, and again, and again, until they can sell it no more" (sounds of sniffing, and considering I'm upstairs, they must be using a vacuum cleaner attachment down there). ALSO, they want to be at WAR with the United States, (so does Maria De Maria, etc. etc. and I watch the shows, so I won't escape because little do I know that she means naturalized Americans (I can't be bothered really, I have serious things to do, like catch up with my reading). Oh, the bags were a message FAIRVIEW at Douglaston hired the Tapiero to deliver, they don't want me around and I should "white flight" (they've been leaving in "discreetly" pieces of feathers on my bed, when I leave my apartment, in case I miss them. I'm in Queens New York, she's redistricting me in "stupid"? Look, get this dumb ass bimbo who thinks wearing baby dolls in the middle of the fucking street is adequate outerware off my hands. I'm way too fucking busy. Now she's fucking scared of Debussy. Then she denies it because she doesn't sound tough enough. Now she wants me to piss thinking of her, obsessing about a tenant I should not even be aware of? No, now I'm escaping from her with music. No, now I'm scared. AND I say NOTHING at all of this. MAN, swat team this freak, but shoot fucking vertically. Who wants my fucking house marked by bullets. No wonder they shoot each other during drug deals. Bad drunks aren't as bad as they are. Her yellow sports car driving male version is saying we're at war and now he's planning on holding me hostage and taking me to AFGHANISTAN? She stood in the driveway (not allowed to park there) this afternoon in front of my mother, an eighty year old. Her boyfriend in the car on the street. She starts claiming I MISHANDLE the mail to the postal worker then she DOGS me closely to the FUCKING door and YANKS it the FUCK away from me (now THEY KNOW WHERE I'LL FUCKING EXECUTE THEM! AND I SHOULD BE TAKEN AWAY?!?) and then the Queen of FUCKING SHEEBA has the FUCKING nerve to SAY I threatened her with a FUCKING hammer when I was just coming back from a FUCKING ERRAND and the cops say that my HOUSE is HER fucking house tell her to put a FUCKING mail box on MY FUCKING HOUSE say that GEORGE BUSH OKAYED IT and I HAVE TO GET A FUCKING MAIL BOX TO GET MY FUCKING NEW YORKER DELIVERED TO MY FUCKING HOUSE BECAUSE THEY FUCKING STEAL MY FUCKING ISSUES AND THE COPS THINK IT'S SUBFUCKINGVERSIVE LITERATURE?