NAZI HOUSECLEANING, COURTESY OF MARTA TAPIERO:

1) Stains on my bathroom rug, indicating location;

2) Toothbrush bent, and with Wendy Wild's collusion, stratified with bleaching agent, which amplifies with the addition of water. The idea being: I need to purchase more because they need to organize in store, to fore, and me poor;

3) Simulated dust, actually a loosely compacted light blue substance, with small round particles of a darker blue, and brown hair strands. The accumulation areas for the past week:

A) 1/3 North East facing side;

B) 1/3 from East, Far North side, with a disappearing comcetration camp area 2 and 1/2 feet long North West, the most certain direction being West;

C) 2/2 sections, NW with more accumulation than NSW sequential section following it, with disappearing Nazi camp area 2 feet long, facing S.

D) 5' facing N, 7 directed toward S, with 1/3 of an inch blackened adhesive area, constantly replaced, in the same dimensions, facing W, N of the sink, far right corner.