DAN SCHULTZ ABDUCTED YESTERDAY BY MSNBC TEAM IN OHIO BECAUSE HE'S A GOOD STUDENT, FOR THEM, WAS.

"PLEASE GET ME OUT OF HERE.I'M IN A PRISON WITH NO WATER OR FOOD, IT LOOKS LIKEA PRISONON MSNBC,BUT ISNOT. HOWCAN IT BE A PRISON WITH NO WATER OR FOOD OR TOILETS? THEY DIDN'T EVEN READ ME MY RIGHTS, THEY JUST TOOK ME FROM SCHOOL BASED ON FALSE CHARGES OF DRUG ADDICTION, THEY CALLED IT DRUG ADDICTION, I WAS SUCKING ON A PENCIL TO IMITATE A TEACHER WHO SUCKED ON HERS AND SAID DOUG DOUG WHERE ARE YOU? WHERE ARE YOU IN MY MIND? SO WE ALL LAUGHED AND I SUCKED THE PENCIL AND THEY CAME IN DRESSED AS SCHOOL JANITORS, AND YANKED ME OUT OF MY CHAIR WITH MY ARMS FIRST EXTENDED OVER MY LEGS IN A HORIZONTAL FASHION, AS IF I WERE SKIING SITTING DOWN, AND THEN THEY ABDUCTED ME TO A DARK PRISON LIKE CAMP ABOUT HALF AN HOUR AWAY FROM HERE, WHERE I WAS BORN IN AKKRON, OHIO."

THEY BLOCKED HIM WITH UPPER VOLTA,UPPERLAND, UPPER CRUST, ALL DONE BY TEAMS OF THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND.

"THEY CALLED IT A TRIAL BUT IT WAS A JOKE. THEY HAD ME SITTINGON AROUND CHAIRWITH WHEELS ON IT. I KIND OFLAUGHEDAND FELT SAD FOR MYSELF. THEY SIMULATED LAWYERS, THEY SAID BY GOD BE BLESSED, THEN THEY HIT ME ON THE HEAD, I FAINTED AND I WAS BROUGHT HERE, UNCONSCIOUS, WHERE THEY TIED ME UP AND STILL BEAT ME WITH A SWITCH FOR STUDYING TOO HARD. ALEX PLEASE HELP ME IF YOU CAN, SEND IT TO THE AUTHORITIES, IT'S ABOUT HALF A MILE FROM WHERE I LIVE, I RECOGNIZE THE SCENERY. I WROTE TO ED SCHULTZ TO CONGRATULATE HIM FOR THE SHOW, HE WROTE BACK ON HIS WEB SITE "WHY THANK YOU. NOW YOU'RE IT!" IS EE THE DAVIS IN HIM, NOW, I DO SEE IT. OH THIS HURST SO MUCH. THEY STARTED SEVERING MY ARTERIES, MY JUGULAR. OH I'M DEAD!BY MIND. I'M TUIED TO A TREE IN A BACK YEARD WITH A GARAGE OPENING, LIKE THE ONE YOU DESCRIBED IN 36, OH PLEASE HELP ME THEY KEEP ON BEATING ME WITH BLOODY THINGS, LIKE LASHES"