Verizon again:

Due to the added expenses covering the utilities the Tapiero are not paying,and I have to, since we're on the same circuit, I've contacted them at 1:04PM and a woman's voice, no regional accent, middle class American English, answered identifying a "herself" as "Jodi".

The bill is generated on the 7, but Jodi, since I'm Italian, said the bill could not be printed until 5 days later, or the 13th, covering me for all the religious holidays she murders except one, Shrove Thursday, or what have you. I confronted her, or ? with this and received a confirmation. Told her/? to go suck on a confederate pig down the KKK way, she acted indignant and is organizing at Saint Nicholas as I write this, since all hell is raising there. She wants to see what police officer comes running since it's, oh yes, election day.