Wild Trout Fishing, You'd Think Salmon

Latest exploits of Pew Research Center's Religion and Public Life Project sets Vaudeville, the saying "that's how the cookie crumbles" and of all edibles, bagels,  even pot smoking Jews, as willing exiles in Oregon, into constitutionally taxless religious aides de camp.

The progression of accumulation in sexual pleasure within theological affairs, arranged in degrees swinging backwards and forwards exclusively, are more clearly described for the moment as genetic  transitions interrelating as 3,475 out of 70,000 Orthodox< >Conservative< > Reform< > Non Religious into an amorphous mass of belief, principally determined by your address.

Pew also slips  freudian blocks into the multimillion ice rink project since the count also included Soviet Union Jews, Russia being exclusively interested in gays.