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Judith St George David Small. So you want to be president?
Special thanks by Philomel Books to Ross K. Baker Professor of Political Science at Rutgers
a Division of Penguin (British) Putnam Books for Young Readers 2000.

Marked as Presidents-Unites States-Miscellanea-Juvenile

I was thinking instead Adult-Humor

The warning is should you even think of being yourself, a dead elephant will fall on you as immediate punishment for imaginary at best retaliation as necessary. No mention of proper functions performed as a President, a job you 'pattern' for, this in the slightest just in case you get ideas, a cursory mention that, in case you get caught, the president is to support the constitution as best as he or she possibly can. A cavalcade follows at how the best thing about being a is that you live in a great big white house, while it's sad that one needs to dress well, instead of rolling around nekkid in a pool of slushy mud. As a race of, the writer advises that to be a president "it may help if your name is James". This and not much else, even a given nature that brings a design to claim "I am not fit for this office and never should have been here" is only an aside to the onslaught of examples of how presidents exclusively have fun, fun, fun fun and fun by engaging in activities which one would think are the concerns of someone hired to be a fulltime athlete, artist or an entertainer pre scab Flight Control days, not only you don't have to need to know how to  read or write all that well, you don't even have to go to college, and it helps for you to enjoy the lap of luxury if you were born poor, and try not to get caught like Nixon, then you can have a laugh at us all. Also, gender trumps religion & color in discrimination, how about that?

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