A Vatican plea for the tortured by  guilt due to their involvement in false arrests

The event of the century has unfolded this sunday: two canonizations. That of John XXIII, who had to take the time to inform Catholics that Jews were not responsible for Christs' cruxifixion and that of John Paul II who decided to pick on Warsaw's Lenin stockyards and its unions as the devil's tools aided also by lech Walesa. Benedict XVI was present to seize the bodies of both for implying toilets were the fall of Western Civilization after the Treaty of Versailles for his class of 1924 Hitler Junge of erotoantropophagi who like the prestige involved in sampling an Italian and a Polish catholic to the thrill of Norton anthology, still seething at how catholics sold reliquaries and absolutions, while the English only ate you alive in caves for years without the benefit of a new world religion, or Martin Luther's family, which is building pigsties to store long lost emigrant relatives and the occasional military in, after they lost their tracks in  some Italian town connected to the some introits of Italian cities,  reachable only by riding  goats waiting for the Portuguese to eat their eyes out as soup in sublime resignation, where forest arson and garbage choked cultivated land stabbed into  genetic experimentation in Southern Italy because some farmers, jealous because a plowed clump of land started showing an interest to a passing ant that did not bite it with packs of starved and abused dogs,  no longer had people to pick on since they all emigrated to Germany to work in factories in the '60's.