The Good News: No one Died in Afghanistan in March

The Fun News:

All of Yankee Stadium will be diaspora'd in the mouth of an emu just for going to games by a wanna be actress with Mountbatten's skull to force Irish cops to eat human meat and then die, as a whole, moving Saint Patrick, limestone by limestone, in their backyard as if they lived in the current mayor of Amsterdam's pantry just because we won in WWI with every single wife in Woodside asking, contemporaneously, you're king of exactly whose castle? to their husbands;

Barack Oba' ma, the gang, had decided that sanctions will follow everyone who responds to the term proletariat even if they don't, to ship to Hapsburg military bases for a not so quick chop up in Mexico through Nan Ann Rand the native plantation decomposition street map;

How come demonstrators for a European Ukraine outside Carnegie Hall  look like prejudicial evidence left over from George the III anti 1775 from racist northern Italian constituencies of the concealed fascist party race, Lega, specializing in travel plans for all Italians?