AT ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT AT EVERY STREET CORNER

Unites States Custom and Border Protection has issued another pamphlet as to where and how illegal immigrants hide to blend in with the populace. Most amass at street corners, in schools, out of schools, in supermarkets and at the local Cineplex, if not at the beach, vulnerable areas within the social fabric. Their key decoy is apparent citizenship, but overall, their short dark looks are a dead giveaway that the entire country is targeted by this so called Mexican take over plot. At first these people will claim their name is Sanchez, then call themselves Wilson, in an effort to befuddle those they work for and to send them in for a psych evaluation. While the boss is gone, they will throw parties to fund raise and celebrate their own systemic invasion of American soil.