Ground Zero Muslim Center replaced by a hot dog stand

After weeks of contentiousness, the downtown Muslim Center is being substituted by a hot dog stand to please both sides. "We ascertained the hot dogs would be all beef and kosher" said a proponent of Obama's what-were-they-thinking-of approach to the Center's problem. Another out of towner, who included Ground Zero as a visitor's stop on her city tour, said: "It's so much better this way: it's a pause that refreshes on an otherwise busy tour schedule. I always feed my french poodle some as a quick meal on the go". For the opposing side, Newt Gingrich was happy that the old New York architecture was giving way to a populist metal stand to symbolize the effort to keep the poor poor and the rest meat eaters. A Tea Party member said he thought not selling biscuits to throw at immigrants and foreign tourists a minus, but he could always pack his own.