Republican blocking of Health Bill

In an effort to block the application of the penalty for those with no health insurance, Republicans are thinking of cutting off IRS finances,which would otherwise monitor the situation.
Not only that, but they're planning on enticing a laissez faire policy with several other lures: a mud wrestling match between Lady Gaga and Courtney Love, the winner dates the non health insurance payer;
A trip to Tijuana with spectators' seats for the local drug shootout;
A creationist's tour of the Bible Belt's garden of Eden complete with a Burmese python and a pelican still stained by the oil spill in Louisiana;
A mass of plastic bottles in all backyards non returned or recycled since the refund benefits mostly homeless collectors and if God wanted to recycle he'd make the bottles vanish;
A framed article citing Obama's tax break for the very rich at $61,000.00 with the Republican proposal of $370,000.00 instead circled by rays of light;
An autographed copy of an unauthorized biography of George Bush;
A souvenir of a mosque, surrounded with a belt of explosives, with the writing: Didn't go to Iraq, and this is what I got;
A small piece of material from Elvis'jumpsuits, with the writing see you soon.