WILSON TAPIERO, WHOSE CAR IS NOWHERE TO BE FOUND IN MY DRIVEWAY BUT IS STILL IN HIS RENTAL, IS OUT ON OUR COMMON LANDING SAYING IN ITALIANATE "PURO IO TI AMO" AS IF HE WERE AN INNOCENT, SMITTEN HIGH SCHOOL SENIOR, INSTEAD OF THE FILTHY NAZI PEDOPHILE NECROPHILIAC SISTER FUCKER HE IS. I, OF COURSE, DON'T RESPOND AND HE RESTS SECURE THAT HE WILL SURVIVE THE REPORTING OF THIS LATEST CRIME BECAUSE 1) I WILL STRAGELY FORGET WHAT HE SAID; 2)NAZI EMOTIONS WILL OVERPOWER ME AND I'LL BE SMITTEN WITH LOVE 3) I'M A COMPLETE IDIOT HE NEEDS TO PLAY PSYCHIATRIST TO.