How to deflate Marilla Palmer Zaremba's Hindenburg Imitation
or,
I Dream of Winter Wonderland:

1) Hold a G.I. Joe doll approximately like you would a cross in front of a vampire and think of her;

2) Call facebook and tell them to have their slaves contact the 111, Queens directly for the next job, she's out shining her nails. Ask them also why, if Jon Stewart is such a hotcake salazarista sellout, they prevent especially me from liking his page, along with so many other cute pages?

3) Warn commoners that even though she claims they need to be instructed that housework cleanup after her break-in-messes is a woman's job, this is not necessarily true even from within her ovoid of reference;

4) Contact google to inform her co-horse, Elan Portnoy, that the reason why Flushing Indian wig businesses do not want his body hair is not Germany or Italy's fault, or field of specialty. Also a piece of body hair left behind does not mean you're loose or in tune with the '60's;

5) What IS that black powder gunk that smears in yellow. Why leave that orange dust by my whatever's left of my books if you have to touch them to re-edit? Is metamphetamine okay for her to dunk herself in because Hells Angels vintage it in bathtubs?

6) Why not get a face lift to look younger instead of yanking your pubies, and leaving them in other people's homes just so you can say that you were born with the rhinoplasty in place?

7) If mi casa es su casa, can she deposit the rent check by smart phone in the account herself?

8) What health insurance plan covers her poison-dumped-in-the-Bammy-way bearing slaves with sciatica?

9) What hospital did she haunt as a result of the first avantgarde show at Cabaret Voltaire ? Are the rates good? When the Ruby Tuesday switch happens politically, do her internal organs readjust?

10) Do two men holding hands make her feel like the show's sold out?

11) Why does Duluth Trading harbor last ditch feminist lesbianism tenders by slowly transitioning  the heels of a pair of  sturdy weather Keens into heel tendon cutting cartboard then metal backings from within, then putting burning lye soap on the market for sale?

12)  Does she ever dress up as Mary Christmas or a partridge as a pear tree? 'cause I wanna watch. Kinda?