Alexandra Sightings, Column

Morton Williams 57th  and some avenue, possibly 7th or 6th.
Code: Prospect scoproerotoantropophagic brothel, as appetizer

Having studied exactly what I buy Yesterday, or, two donuts and a coffee for a quick breakfast, there's an accumulation of two Portuguese man o' war dependant cashiers at the coffee, pissed that I used raw sugar in French vanilla who mention my name in an unerotic whisper telling me to go, get out of there, taking the Degas by their co dependents a high honor.

Upstairs in the dining area, there's an Asian family who tries to pimp me, a woman in a scarf and an old 50's gray coat who tries to pimp me, en English couple at the couch that tries to pimp me, a man in African American who tries to pimp me, a holy family, again in Asian, who tries to pimp me, and a gray haired man who tries to pimp me

and

a Balinese and English Turkish Greek feminine but crass team for Maria Leon, 33.39 88 street, Jackson Heights team in UK English, since the entire family slept with an English diplomat at the time of contact, back in 1985 and boasted about being brought to the Seychelles to continue to do so, who:

1) Start abusing me;

2) Contact Maria Leon on cell after taking two pictures, one with me working at my computer, the other me thinking looking up, saying they'll turn that into dementedness. Now, NOW Jon Stewart will marry her and they can sell his sleen as Jewish;

3) Have the wife of someone famous claim I support the IRA and can be spied for sympathies with the Irish. I do like Dolan and his attitude about eggnog, that is true. The rest, unless I make a public announcement, is really none of their business, or that mind boggling. "Thank you" the code for tracking around me a sympathy for a United Ireland, should people still not connect WWI and the principle of one people, one country due to Elizabeth's interference with thought with her handwandwave. For them the Leon are lapsed Catholics in this particular endeavour;

4) They speak to Maria How ARE you, on the cell within my hearing of course. About 25 years past  last sighting of the Leon? Attempted murder? Time warp and criminal questions far from their consideration, they know the back of my hand like it was Yesterday played backwards by a Mexican karaoke band;

5) The duo states they stole my real estate, they WILL convince the world I have an affinity for farts and fartings, don't call the cops or I'll kill you;

6) They want to pimp me.