Better This Sail Ships to Troy than Helen, Trust Me, column

For a quick overview of 2.24.14 Columbia University and Museum of Modern Art incidents that precipitated due to this piece, see my timeline, under Alex Maffei on facebook. The picture is a copy of The Vernacoliere, and Italian satirical publication. It says, translated that politicians wanting to open nuclear power plants in Italy should shove the uranium bars us their ass. The collage is a comment on all the break ins,and persecutions well detailed on this blog.

Dialogue overheard at the outskirts of Cairo.

"Sandy day, O' Connor."
"It's the ghibli blowing."
Some Tristate people, on vacation, to make society pay for their emigration from Manhattan since 1850+:
"Huh? What's an O' Connor doing smack in the middle of the Sahara? Hey! Hey! HEY! HEY! O' CONNOR! HEY!"

As a retaliatory quota, or everybody under the sun:

1) Most of County Kilkenny is pregnant;

2) Dolan of the New Saint Patrick Cathedral Dolans grabs at the eggnog carton at mass and can't let go;

3) All of Dublin forgets how to say hello in Gaelic;

4) A Catholic bombs a Catholic;

5) A Northern Irish paratrooper and a Catholic milkmaid kiss and make up;

6) The entire Irish Army disarms;

7) Welsh miners are no longer picturesque;

8) The Queen finally gets a good night's sleep.