life in 2014, column

October 30, Thursday@5.25am
and
Christmas is coming on paranoid sugar baby Jesus in the manger and in the tristate Bayside, Bayside Hills, and Auburndale area, courtesy of the Domestic Violence unit at the 111, Queens.

not in sequence of occurrence or import
and
through infiltrations in various loudmouth police departments and religious orders contributing to the slavery of mankind

1. Queen of England and her klan aficionados here in the States have declared herself an English spy agency;

2. Barack Obama, the throne, wishes the tooth fairy Halloween  -our religion not yours- and  all Italian nationals all Italian all minorities banned from work unless slaves like -me-as stocking stuffers for Sasha.s mouth through her ears of her own and only for Christmas. That and a cossack doll that doesn.t talk back and can signal land ahoy! land ahoy!  with three fingers;

3. Mark Kostabi announced his latest collection: with Marilla Palmer he will
    a. expand his serial hatred of gender, woman into the art field, business, aura;
    b. speak of bad execution, -sloppy-as codicils for cinema verite' in ligaments he considers
        tendencies;
    c. pretty, unable to recognize this as a sub.section of a;
    d. manifest continuously a prophetic fascination for people who die around the age of thirty.

the intent submerged in this tirade would resolve itself into a more experienced version of

4. Ms magazine misdelivering mail at my place of rest, for them, instead of my PO, me actually delivered not to my PO but  flung without a postmark in my apartment area, definitely not a room to let to one.s own,  by my mother,

detailing the allegories the necessary qualities proved to out of state residents at your local precinct for the false arrest frame as

Reporting, no, no
and
Truth-telling, no, no

with you misrepresented in public as

Rebelling

or

just as Ukrainian soldiers were smeared with dirt and forced to crouch like Japanese imperialists in need of a squat to remind us all that only the emperor gets to shit in a toilet mouth,
then called dirty, smelly and squatty

the indefatigability of the effort strikes one as worthy of mention, since the Ukrainian situation was resolved even by Putin within an eye blink once the entire world, military included, realized what the stick beating stone throwers meant.


is this stodgy enough for you, yet, my sweet pumpkin pie tooth seed?

5. Karl Lagerfeldt, mourning his current condition as designer when instead he would like to return to his station as clothing shredder in a factory process that will put pulp, inevitably  between him and the final paper product, as he still claims lack of conquest as his own, decided to announce he commissioned ad perpetuity the 167 Fire House to burn mine down because
  
   a. -we.ll battle you, we.ll stop you from voting,
        we.ll burn your house down, keep you
        captive in a brothel-

6. Dick Blick on Bond St is forced to suffer Bond St by inflicting on its clients street help there to
    claim card payments did not go through and symbolize this with a run to the basement of slave
    slave ships by an African American female who expresses hopeful  in jeans and just enough of
    a shirt statement, and will wear herself at gallery openings and cocktail events;

7. the list of cheap, goodtime fops at the constitution.s signing adds
    Jefferson, Thomas to Dobbs and Hamilton;

8. Mary Mittler, the high note of Bayside Hills, at 48.63 211th street, fresh from the destruction of people of complete unknown, now on the board at Comedy Central via two -whores- has just been hired by Colbert to get -knocked up- by him and -I sure will see if I don.t eat it on a dare-

previously also known for placing a  resplendent request for complete impunity for her via her Slavic shack church connections and the Mussolini pony that drops my ballot on its way like horse dung and with persistent insistence thanks to staff hired at the Italian consulate to evaluate exactly how my hair would vote for me to prevent me from recognizing that the alphabet has won the war. That staff  has now commissioned her to wipe out the rest of the residents of Bayside Hills so they can station their asses in the barn houses and thus, subvert US Government for Alessandra Mussolini.

9. Break in, no sign of forced entry: found a previous post, a Squiggles quote as a sheet of paper left behind to simulate me on the copier glass by people who need to provide Squiggles as individually wrapped Twinkie for the Queen.s next American Picnic Party theme. Any takers?

the blog Alessandra Mussolini wants legal guardianship for
a ludicrously negligible wound