10 ways to balance a budget

Save supermarket receipts and pass them off as new;
Reuse toilet paper;
Borrow pens instead of buying them;
Listen to other people's radio;
Drop your soiled clothes in other people's laundry;
Repackage old tea bags and return to the supermarket;
Freeze cost of living increases in social security (done already)
Penalize those with no Obama health Insurance 2,000 dollars (done already)
Have House and Senate skateboard to Congress;
Charge the entire United States an underwear tax.