THE NEW YORK TIMES ESCAPADES, ERRATA CORRIGE:

Let me rephrase this: The girl group team knewfrom the Tapiero that I was at the diner to see when the mail would be removed, and by the same I had called 1 800 275.8777, or USPS,before calling them,  switched it as a North South traipse by intimating I had called it last, this being a Nazi Confederate racial hits (fall back, the wrong pick up time listed on the box) so they will open my mail, alter the letter, and retard delivery, since I'm to die as a democratic citizen to favor their menstrual capers. I understand this and you still do it? Something's wrong with you.