THE LAUNDRY TERRORIST ESCAPADE, PROTECTED BY THE NAZI-KKK COLONIALIST BRITISH LOYALISTS AT THE 111 PRECINCT.

What better feat to risk being shot or stabbed for trespassing then dedicating your time to:

1) Stealing underwear (one month's worth down to four0;

2) planting blond/e pubic hair, white fuzz, and hair on the inside of socks, so I can be blamed for Ellen Hinds crimes;

3) Stealing my socks:

A) Two sets of Hue vamished in nothing;

B) light blue and gray (hacker wrote gresy) socks bought at Duane Reade gone, so that they have an excuse to accumulate dirt in the form of lint in your toes so as to encourage the possibility of infection and severing in the future;

(alignment courtesy of the hacker; he or she leaves it, he or she will be incriminated by it. But then again, they may miss their overcrowded dancing cells)

C) Overall, three sets of newly purchased socks gone.

4) A dry leaf in my laundry bag.


Break in, no signof forced entry (the previous two words were attached to oneanother by the hacker, which is a recent influence). The only person with the key is yours truly, and why would I do this to myself?