Power of attorney plan, from a willing Borbone flan, number....

new citibank account: a declared overage of about 100 dollars I could have cheerfully overspent, unaware;

cop presence at B and H, for the past consecutive three times I've been there to imply the Hassidim presence there is invading the Gaza strip;

Jon Stewart as an overfond uncle to children worldwide as a Zionist plot;

and some trouble with my credit.

All to justify how eating, this month, will be an interesting adventure.